Hello ladies nad gentleman!!

Watashi no namae ha Kentaro Nakayama desu yo!! I have subarashii Chin-chin. Nakanaka kirei na O-chin-chin desu. Chin-chin no nagasa ha himitsu desu yo!! Ha-ha-ha!!

Demo watashi no unchi (unko tomo yui masu) ha soutou kusai desu yo!!

Makiguso, Bichiguso, Geriben, nandemo suru desu yo!! Demo NO.1 ha Makiguso desu!! Good Makiguso-maker nano desu yo!! Japanese NO.1 unko yaro to yobarete masu yo!! Uso desu yo!!

Hajimete watashi ga unko wo shitano ha umarete 3-nichime no koto deshita. Subarashi unko deta no desu!! Soreha mattari shite soshite nettori shite mashita. My mother sou itte mashita. My father mo iite mashita.

 Thank you!!